You know you're a SAABrallist if.....

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Re: You know you're a SAABrallist if.....

Postby SwedeSport » Tue Jul 10, 2012 6:12 pm

I miss this thread.

... You stuff your racecar into the guardrail, and all that you can think about is grabbing 1st and dumping the clutch.
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Re: You know you're a SAABrallist if.....

Postby Jordan » Wed Jul 11, 2012 7:21 am

That bumper still looks good... grab it!

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Re: You know you're a SAABrallist if.....

Postby sjones » Wed Jul 11, 2012 10:40 am

Jordan wrote:That bumper still looks good... grab it!


"You know you're .. if you thought for 2 seconds that waving down the driver was a reasonable idea."

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Re: You know you're a SAABrallist if.....

Postby BIRDIEMANGO » Fri Jul 13, 2012 3:32 pm

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A SAAB RALLYIST IF..........






HOWEVER MANY SAABS YOU OWN,IT IS NEVER ENOUGH,

AND YOU WILL TRAVEL THE END OF THE COUNTRY TO RESCUE ANOTHER ONE,IF IT IS GOING TO GET CRUSHED.........

HOWEVER BAD CONDITION, IT MAY BE IN..... :yay:
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CARLSSON TO BLOMQVIST......

''WHAT IS THIS TERRIBLE THING YOU HAVE TAUGHT YOURSELF,YOU MUST UNLEARN IT.....''

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Re: You know you're a SAABrallist if.....

Postby DrewP » Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:54 pm

You use exclusively these highly patriotic blue & yellow zip ties, and always hope that other SAAB-rallyists notice while they admire your kludgy repairs:

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Re: You know you're a SAABrallist if.....

Postby Jordan » Sat Sep 22, 2012 7:29 pm

This is what your shop parking lot looks like....
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Re: You know you're a SAABrallist if.....

Postby DrewP » Mon Sep 24, 2012 10:38 am

The words 'EMS' and 'FREE' used in the same sentence make you drop whatever it is you're doing to go on a retrieval mission.
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Re: You know you're a SAABrallist if.....

Postby SwedeSport » Mon May 20, 2013 9:01 pm

Bump!


You give your friends directions to your house that bear a striking resemblance to stage notes.
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Re: You know you're a SAABrallist if.....

Postby 99Super » Wed Jun 26, 2013 6:44 pm

...you have so many 99's in the back yard your wife is threatening to turn them into planters!

Happened 5 minutes ago...

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Re: You know you're a SAABrallist if.....

Postby Geoff » Fri Dec 20, 2013 8:07 am

You visit SAABrally.com more often than you and the rest of your family visit Google.
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Re: You know you're a SAABrallist if.....

Postby Crazyswede » Fri Dec 20, 2013 12:08 pm

I like how you cropped your Google search history so it doesn't show "poodle fancy", "Barnyard Animals and the women who love them", and "Knitters weekly".
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Re: You know you're a SAABrallist if.....

Postby DrewP » Fri Dec 20, 2013 12:16 pm

I'm glad the porn isn't in my top 8, because that's NSFSR (not safe for Saab Rally).
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Re: You know you're a SAABrallist if.....

Postby DrewP » Fri Nov 14, 2014 6:44 pm

-Pep Boys has 12 quarts of Royal Purple engine oil on the "50% Off" table (marked at $9.99/qt = $4.99/qt) because they are going to stop carrying the heavier viscosities, 10w40 and 20w50.... you immediately hoard all 12 and perilously rush the mountain of bottles to the counter to make sure someone else doesn't snag any of them.

-You can't stop laughing after the first time your girlfriend sits in a race seat and exclaims, "It's like a prison for my ass!!"
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Re: You know you're a SAABrallist if.....

Postby BIRDIEMANGO » Sun Mar 15, 2015 7:06 am

YOU CAN'T SAY NO TO ANOTHER 96 ROLL CAGE AND SOME FIBREGLASS FRONT WINGS,EVEN THOUGH IT MEANS GETTING UP AT 05.30 ON A SUNDAY AND A FOUR HOUR ROUND TRIP........AND,YOU HAVE EVEN DRAGGED YOUR MATE ALONG,AS HE HAS A DIESEL 9-5 ESTATE(WHICH WE DIDN'T KNOW IF THE ROLLCAGE WOULD FIT?)SO YOU HAVE HAD TO ALSO PROMISE TO BUY HIM BREAKFAST,AND FILL HIS FUEL TANK UP AGAIN AFTERWARDS....... :crazy: AND HE BROUGHT ALONG SOME ROOF RACK BARS,JUST IN CASE :lol: :thumbsup:
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CARLSSON TO BLOMQVIST......

''WHAT IS THIS TERRIBLE THING YOU HAVE TAUGHT YOURSELF,YOU MUST UNLEARN IT.....''

LEFT FOOT BRAKING

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Re: You know you're a SAABrallist if.....

Postby Crazyswede » Sun Mar 15, 2015 1:45 pm

You find yourself designing a house around whether a lift will fit in the garage level of the house.
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