How to avoid big ships

[Crazyswede]

http://www.amazon.com/Avoid-Huge-Ships- ... Descending

See reviews:

"My second cousin was an early adopter of this book, and followed it religiously. Sadly, the authors had neglected to discuss the situation where a huge ship comes up from behind you while sunbathing. Thankfully, the second version rectifies this. I only wish it'd been there for poor Mathilda, now she's resting in pieces."

"I found this book very informative an well written. I believe that if more people read this book they might understand if you antagonize a large ship in the wild it will attack and eat you, unlike smaller more docile domestic ships this book explains that if you attract a large ships your asking for trouble, there is no running away once it has you on its radar it will hunt you down and eat you.

I am impatiently waiting for the authors next books, "How to avoid missing the oceans" & "How to avoid running onto amount aim by accident".

[SalemSaab]

Apparently Amazon is now a gold mine of internet comedy .. saw this the other week
http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Cand ... B000EVQWKC

[RadioFlyer]

I saw How to Avoid Really Big Ships today. Couldn't stop laughing.

... Still laughing.