whut up yo

[jungletits]

I want to turn my 1997 900 into a 1000+/- HP racecar for rally, drifting and whatnot. What kinda stuff should I do? I already have chrome 20's a kn filter and some silicone hoses. Probably gonna drop out of HS b4 xmas to get a job at jiffylube so I can use their tools. Any help?

[Luke]

Yo Jungle, glad to see you found the site. It sounds like ur ride is already pretty hooked up. You'll be needin at least stage 7+ to be able to compete though. You already got phat wheels no doubt so I wouldn't waste anymore money on the suspension, put the bill$z into the motor, that's where the speed is.

[Jordan]

[matt]

raul replacement?

[max]

I haven't seen so many things wrong with a post in soooo long... this is actually refreshing. Reminds me of the days when Matt and I used to hang out on clubsi.com for a good laugh.

I can't wait to see what happens when someone sets up a car for rally, AND drifting. What class would you run in rally with 1000hp front wheel drive? Open?

Oh yeah and I know who you are. It's not hard to find out, because you failed at troll....

[Jordan]

I think Snakes has got too much time on his hands

[airsweden]

Yeah, too lazy to create a dummy email address and all. I really just wanted an excuse to introduce my new "reststop" handle. You can still call me JT for short.

[SwedeSport]

1000 horsepower is not cheap, but its possible. Swedesport Performance Industries is the place you can make it happen. First step is to send a deposit check to us to get started. I would estimate that for around 20k , I could begin the process of building your dream of a drift, rally hybrid.p.m. for the remittance address.

[Jordan]

1000 horsepower is not cheap, but its possible. Swedesport Performance Industries is the place you can make it happen. First step is to send a deposit check to us to get started. I would estimate that for around 20k , I could begin the process of building your dream of a drift, rally hybrid.p.m. for the remittance address.

My friends call me "cash"

[jungletits]

Y'all's pretty wack.... I like that. So I forgot to say I wanna do some trading for help with my car if anybody is interested. I'm awesome at karate, jujitsu and mixed martial arts... basically all kinds of kick'n ass. I could show you basic stuff like how to chop shit in half with you hands or more advanced things like stomp kicking your way out of a fight at a titty bar. Plus I just got all setup to do some sweet tattoo work from my gf's gramma's basement. LMK cuz I need to have my car done b4 hyperfest.

[SwedeSport]

I could use an FTW tat on the inside of my lower lip.

Can you ink a W on each one of my ass cheeks for me? When I drop my drawers and bend over I want it to say WOW! It will be even awesomer when I do cartwheels.

[KPAero]

So I forgot to say I wanna do some trading for help with my car if anybod I could show you basic stuff like how to chop shit in half with you hands or more advanced things like stomp kicking your way out of a fight at a titty bar.

Yo, Id be down to trade you my stage 11 NOS TURBO Boost kit, in return for some advanced skills lessons. Then you can go bring the heat in the rally-drift scene while I be stomp kicking my way out of every titty bar in the mass area.

[KPAero]

One thing, Im gonna need like 10 bucks for gas if I gotta drive to meet you yo. Cause dude Im like so brokestutus right now.