Haha
That happened to me four years ago in my '90 airflow. Coming home to Vermont from Nantucket, dropped off my wife (girlfriend at the time) in Manchester and headed for home. A wolf spider was climbing all over the inside of the car (luckily it didn't show itself until the gf was gone). It climbed across my windshield and I reached for it, missed, and it disappeared. Next it climbed across my lap, I missed it and it disappeared again. Then at about 1am on I-89N near Grantham, it dropped down right in front of my face! I grabbed it, hit the auto-down window switch, threw it out, and looked up to see that I was airborne flying off the edge of the interstate into the median!!! 
I landed on the slope and bottomed out, plowed grass until I started up toward the south-bound lane, all four wheels skidding the whole way. I managed to turn her back downhill and cleared a huge pit before coming to a stop. I turned off the car and sat for a minute before deciding that i didn't want to pay for a tow, so I started her back up and she drove right out into the breakdown lane. I checked it all out and there was nothing broken, no leaks, no flats, not a scratch other than the dented license plate! I drove her the rest of the way home and topped off fluids, and when I checked in the morning, there were no puddles. I took her to my indy to check out and they found nothing at all wrong with her! I ended up replacing a motor mount and tailpipe, but I think they were already dead before the spider incident. The airflow bumpers were off the car that day for repainting, so they were not damaged. Nice track pics, by the way! The three-spokes look great!
